THE DELIVERY ERA
$1,140
on coffee.
That’s 38 overpriced lattes and a very committed relationship with oat milk.
SPENDROAST
Finance for real people
Same money.
Funnier
stories.
Turn a CSV statement into funny, shareable spending cards. No budgeting lecture. No bank connection. Just the receipts and the roast.
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SpendRoast
01 / 06Your spending wrapped
You said it was just “a quick order.”
$486.20
in delivery fees.
Could’ve funded a tiny getaway. Instead, it funded a lot of extra guac.
Fictional demo
Under a minute
Upload. Get roasted. Share the damage.
01
Drop in your CSV.
No login required for the private upload flow. We use your statement to spot the patterns, then leave no copy behind.
02
Find the plot twists.
Late-night orders, subscription ghosts, and your one true merchant.
03
Choose your cards.
Keep it private, send it to friends, or post it where the group chat can judge you.
Less spreadsheet. More story.
Numbers are personal. The joke shouldn’t be mean.
Every roast targets the habit, never the person. Think self-aware, not self-serious.
THE MAIN CHARACTER
$2,380
at Amazon.
You didn’t need it. But it had a little orange button, so here we are.
SPENDROAST
Privacy, plainly
Your statement is processed in your browser. It is not stored.
You should not need to hand over your bank login to laugh at a delivery-fee plot twist. Start with a CSV, see your cards, then decide what stays private and what gets shared.
Your data is not our content.
- No bank connection needed.
- No financial statement copies stored.
- You control what you share.
Ready when you are